Should You Name Your Keywords After Puppy Breeds?


Labrador Long-tail? Chihuahua Commercial? There might be more to this than you think.

The Breed-Based Keyword Classification System

  • Golden Retrievers: High-value keywords that consistently bring quality traffic
  • Border Collies: Smart, semantic keywords that herd related searches your way
  • Bulldogs: Stubborn competitive keywords that need persistent effort
  • Greyhounds: Fast-trending keywords requiring quick action
  • Poodles: Fancy branded keywords that need regular grooming
  • Mutts: Long-tail combinations that surprise you with their performance

Training Your Keyword Pack

  1. Basic Commands: Start with fundamental terms your audience knows
  2. Advanced Tricks: Layer in sophisticated variations
  3. Reward System: Track which keywords fetch the best results
  4. Pack Behavior: Group related keywords for topical authority

Whether you call them “puppy keywords” or not, the principle remains: different keywords need different approaches, just like different breeds need different training.